Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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