is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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