I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
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I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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