Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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