thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
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I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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