We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
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