I'm lost and stupid without you.
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
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is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
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Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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