I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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