i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
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You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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