Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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