At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
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she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
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Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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