i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
