Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
she pinky promised me she was 18
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
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I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
So here I am, sexting at work.
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