I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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