are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
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90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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