Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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