Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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