We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
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all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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