why im i the only drunk person in the library?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
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Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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