Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
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The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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