you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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