all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
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She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
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I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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