I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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