Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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