I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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