Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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