if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
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Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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