ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
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I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
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I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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