question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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