I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
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Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
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I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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