you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
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Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
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I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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