I wanna passion pit in your ass
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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