But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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