Don't you send me to vm
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
babies were throwing up all over the place
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
My liver just had a heart attack.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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