i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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