the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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