i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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