Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
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i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
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You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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