"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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