That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
We had sex on a dog bed..
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
