My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
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If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
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and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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