I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
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Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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