friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
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There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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