were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
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Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
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I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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