In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Rumble strips road head = magical
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The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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