it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
