finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I just want nice things and good sex
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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