i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
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Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
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GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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