she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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