Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
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Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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