garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
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He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
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So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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