i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
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Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
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Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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